A Bohlingaringding Attack Here At My Shack!

So way back on post 500 at my sea those Bohlingaringdings came here to bother me. Of course they bother spell check too. But who cares about what Google thinks at any zoo. But dVerse wanted foreign language for today. So I will let the Bohlingaringdings have their say.

Come on down,
To Bohlingaringding town.
You will never have cause to frown,
Time to show the language that won us the state crown

Repeat, repeat, repeat,
For it is so neat.
Join the Bohlingaringding beat,
Clap your hands and stomp your feet.

With a Bohlingaringding here,
And a Bohlingaringding there,
Stuperhingalingdings surely come near,
While Burgningalingdings just don`t care.

The Triplingatingtings have no hair.
The Froplingalinglings eat with class,
The Gliporlingaringtings can blare,
With Draglinghingatings adding sass.

Hum, hum, hum,
Wiggle your nose to your bum.
Join the Bohlingaringding beat,
Clap your hands and stomp your feet.

There are Toplinglonghingtings too.
Along with Croplinglonghingtings nearby.
Those two mate near the zoo,
Creating Tocroplinglonghingtings that cry.

Add a little nanny Griplingtinghings,
And the Blinglinglongdings will play,
Their big tringalingslongs and sing,
Making the Enterlinglongringtings enjoy their day.

Twist, twist, twist,
From your tongue to your wrist.
Join the Bohlingaringding beat,
Clap your hands and stomp your feet.

Now give it a repeat,
Playing your tringalingslongs on your seat.
Enterlinglongringtings, Griplingtinghings, Froplingalinglings,
And of course Bohlingaringdings would love to here you sing.

Now you know each class,
In the Bohlingaringding mass,
Don`t forget when you see us all.
Bohlingaringdings like humans on the ball.

Was that not fun? Are you confused under my sun? I think they just like to hit buttons and see what comes out. I bet they just like to make humans shout. Those Bohlingaringdings are sure quite the pain when they come in mass. They can also be a pain in my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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