Want To Swing On A Star? Of Course That Depends On What You Are!

This song rhymes all the way through. So of course a rendition I had to do. Surprised it took me this long to give a go. So high time I gave it a run at my show. As you will swing on a star unless an animal you are, then you may not get very far. Could even end up covered in tar. But on with the show and hopefully you aren't any, at least fully, of the animals below. Especially not the last because his craziness is vast.

Would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moon beams home in a jar.
And be better off than you are.
Or would you rather be a duck.

A duck is an animal that likes to swim,
He keeps his legs incredibly trim.
When gambling his brains seem lacking,
As he falls for a hunters quacking.
So if you like to push your luck,
You may grow up to be a duck.

Or would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moon beams home in a jar.
And be better off than you are.
Or would you rather be a platypus.

A platypus is an animal with many features,
It watches life from the bleachers.
Once in a while dropping its bill,
As it seeks out a thrill.
So if you hate spat rumpus,
You may grow up to be a platypus.

Or would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moon beams home in a jar.
And be better off than you are.
Or would you rather be a camel.

A camel is an animal that likes to spit.
Rides it tends to permit.
He rides over the bumps,
Providing safety in his humps.
So if you're a red blooded mammal,
You may grow up to be a camel.

Or would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moon beams home in a jar.
And be better off than you are.
Or would you rather be a kangaroo.

A kangaroo is an animal that likes to hop,
Keeping its young locked away like a cop.
He tends to grouch,
If they try and leave the pouch.
So if the restrictions ensue,
You may grow up to be a kangaroo.

Or would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moon beams home in a jar.
And be better off than you are.
Or would you rather be the cat.

The cat is an animal that can rhyme,
With each and every chime.
Can easily go on the attack,
Or show off his bush with a crack.
So if you have an inkling for rat,
You may grow up to be a cat.

Would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moon beams home in a jar.
And be better off than you are.
Not coming across as too bizarre.
Like a wall singing bass,
Or even my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.