On My Mind

Figure skating is the self-loathing gay man of sports. How else do you explain the snubbing Johnny Weir gets? He's "outlandish" or "entertaining", but I've never heard any of those commentators call him an athlete.

Apolo Ohno needs to shave the "soul patch." It's what nails on a chalkboard would look like. I'm certain.

I watched a few hours of Destination Truth recently. (I know; I feel wrong about it, too.) But one thing did impress me: What a great gig! You get to travel all over the world, a...