Diet Starts with DIE

We haven't had a good whiny baby blog for a while eh? Well it's time.



Two weeks.



I have been SO GOOD for TWO FREAKING WEEKS! Totally on points. Getting back to walking more again. I have done everything I'm supposed to. You all KNOW how hard it is for me to behave!





AND THE BLOODY SCALE IS NOT BUDGING!!! Down ONE pound in two weeks. For pete's sake, at that rate, I won't reach my goal for three years. Who can diet for three years? Gads! I'll probably be menopausal, which will make it all worse! #sorryTMI





Why is it that as we age, not only does everything start to hurt, and we mend slower and get sick easier... and our a FREAKING METABOLISM SLOWS DOWN! Doesn't it seem like if we have all those other problems it should use MORE energy to just... you know... exist?







I know I still need to get some sort of weight routine going. But SHEESH. It just should NOT BE THIS HARD!!!



So I am throwing out a plea to any of YOU—do you know any tricks after 40 for those non-moving scales?



This was interesting infor and I'm going to try some of these:



It ends up an ad, but the beginning info is interesting.



You can stop early. I just liked the info about the real things you could do (sleep more, eat pumpkin seeds. deep breath... apple cider vinegar before a high-carb meal... Don't NEED the pills.)



Update:  Today was weigh-in and it's 2 pounds in two weeks, but that is still SO SLOW!!!