Link-o-Geek

Sorry, Pentagon.

Chances are good you’ve already seen the White House’s Official response to a petition to build a death star, but if you haven’t you should absolutely read the entire thing. Some of the highlights include:

The subject line: This Isn’t the Petition Response You’re Looking For
The official stance that this administration is not in favor of blowing up planets
A reference to the Kessel Run

Check out the entire official response here.