REDFERN WRITES A ROMANTIC
As you may remember, I hate all music, without exception. However, in my crusade against the evils of the music industry, I have written a heartfelt romantic song, based on true experience. It doesn’t have a tune, artist, or talent (yet!) but I hope it brings love into your life.
(NOTE TO SONY ENTERTAINMENT: I WILL WORK FOR WARM GLANCES AND SHORT REMARKS OF APPROVAL)
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As the sun burns in the sky
I let out a gentle sigh.
You know this picnic is nice
I only eat boiled rice.
I told you this line is closed
It’s quieter than by the road.
We’ll take pictures with instagram
You’ll always be my man.
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
It’s dead romantic
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
And feeling manic
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
You picked me flowers
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
Let’s stay for hours
As birds whirl by overhead
I feed you butter and bread.
I giggle and kiss your nose
Stop asking if the line is closed.
Let’s drink ALDI lemonade
Sitting in the quiet shade.
I propose a long heartfelt toast
Silence! I said the line is closed.
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
I know what I said
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
Forgot my meds
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
I look into your eyes
Lyin’ on train tracks
I think we’re gonna die
I’m sorry I tied you down
But there is no leavin’ now.
No runnin’ to other girls
Stop screamin’ – you’re my world.
I’ll be here right next to you
There’s nothing that you can do.
Your heart is beating with mine
Till the train at 10:59.
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
It’s dead romantic
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
You’re looking frantic
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
Here comes the choo-choo
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
And I love you-hoo
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
Shit, this is insane
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
I hear the train
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
Look, I’d better go
I’m lyin’ on train tracks
You know I love you so
I love you so.
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I TOLD YOU I UNDERSTOOD HUMAN ROMANCE. Can’t wait to make my first million! :D
- Redfern
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