Monday thoughts

If I had a better talent for game programming (right now I might be able to use an old Infocom game generator like they used for Zork and HHGTTG), I'd custom write my own interpretation of The Oregon Trail.

There would be stuff in it like:

While fording the river, your horses are pulled under by aquatic zombies and you drown when screaming out as they tear into you, you lungs filling with water.

You have died of dysentery brought on by parasites brought on by local hoards of rats protecting their n