Flash Friday: Another Wendig Challenge Piece

From the list of the following words, pick four and use them in your flash:  

Saw
Milkshake
Bath
Flowerpot
Wheelchair
Bully
Zoo
Heretic 

Yeah, seems easy, right? It was definitely a fun challenge. HOWEVER, this post has some adult language in it. If you are offended by such, please do not read further. You have been warned.


Mondays Are a Bitch
“You belong in a zoo,” I screamed as I dodged yet another flying flowerpot. Really, this was getting old. Every time I came to give that old bastard a bath, he hightailed it out of the house, as naked as the day he was born-- however many decades or centuries ago that was. I would end up chasing him all over the neighborhood as mothers covered their children’s eyes and teenagers made bets as to whether or not he would manage to hit me. 


“I may belong in a zoo, but you’re a bully, you little cunt,” he screamed, dropping the last flowerpot and grabbing his... Oh Hell. I did not need to see him wagging that in my direction. There was nothing I could do but sit on the curb and laugh. Happy fucking Monday, bitches.



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