I Would Not Measure Up

I’ve been watching a lot of post-apocalyptic type TV recently (The Walking Dead, Lost) and I have come to realize that I would not fair nearly as well as these people in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

First of all, without the benefit of wax, a razor, and my hair stylist, I would very quickly become a yeti.

Seriously. And that would be me on a good day.

Also, no coffee.

I wouldn’t even make it through the first hour.

And I don’t cook. At all. I need a team of chefs to make it through any given Tuesday, let alone an apocalypse.

So maybe it was good that we all made it to 2013. It would not have been pretty otherwise.

Filed under: Ramblings Tagged: Lisa Fox, Not Pretty, Zombie Apocalypse, Zombies