My tweets

Thu, 14:09 : Dear Amazon, I hope you are emailing more than just the author about picking up Alchemystic. That's what I earn checking my ranking, I guess Thu, 15:14 : A Short Rant On The "You Can't Teach Writing" Meme @ChuckWendig is wise http://t.co/iOggSRLs Thu, 17:52 : My mind is mashing up Les Miz & my book: "I am the master of hundreds of gargoyles, they all look to meeee!" Thu, 23:53 : This day HAS to improve, right?! Maybe it needs some gargoyles... Fri, 01:47 : "I've got a rockin' body & a titty full of milk." Really, American Horror Story, really?