Twitter Recap by Cardeno C.

Happy Monday! There might come a day when I have something insightful and scintillating to say on this blog. Until then, I'll continue to grasp at straws. Today is one of those days - another twitter recap. I hope your 2013 has been terrific so far!
restaurant industry tip: don't say the reason a side dish didn't get delivered is because "she felt sick & ran to the bathroom." Jan 06, 2013  Oddly riveting and catchy, don't you think? http://t.co/kJ62uJtu Jan 06, 2013  Win a copy of Wake Me Up Inside here: http://t.co/J0Eyt5fD. Jan 04, 2013  How to feel old: put on a sweatshirt that has the date on it. From over 20 years ago. Jan 04, 2013  Eight Days was included as a December favorite at @jayhjay432 - whoot! http://t.co/TIS7ZCkJ Jan 03, 2013  This is the text I got from my friend who is moving: We've gotta code 9...my mover is HOT! Jan 03, 2013  Thanks so much to @Lasha for choosing Wake Me Up Inside as one of her Top Five Paranormal M/M Books of 2012! http://t.co/y3z2vuM5 Jan 03, 2013  What kind twisted maniac puts raisins in chocolate chip cookies? Jan 03, 2013  Noooooo! http://t.co/DRAXqJTg Jan 02, 2013  Just heard about a cornhole tournament. Y'all it's a real thing. Really. Jan 02, 2013  What. Is. Happening? http://t.co/wxB8nzYn Jan 01, 2013  Happy happy new year! I hope your 2013 is full of happiness. Jan 01, 2013  Have I ever mentioned that I have a thing for Jon Bon Jovi? Fifty years old and more gorgeous than ever. http://t.co/eEGhO0o8 Dec 31, 2012  A fly keeps attacking me. Inside my house. I think this means I've taken this writing thing too far and should maybe integrate bathing. Dec 31, 2012  A glimpse of life w/ a looming deadline: staying in all weekend & writing w/ only an occasional mental-health break to organize my closet. Dec 30, 2012  Time machine update: rocker dude is back at the gym. Slayer shirt this time. Sleeves cut off because no way would they fit. Tats on display. Dec 27, 2012  Sitting outside the gym finishing my Diet Coke before going in and surfing iTunes. Something seems odd about that but I can't figure it out. Dec 27, 2012  Good news - Joe the plumber has arrived w/ my new water heater. (for real) Dec 26, 2012  Success! http://t.co/zDc2fIHr Dec 26, 2012  4 people on iPhones trying to find an open coffee shop. No luck. Dec 26, 2012  Talking to 2 single straight guys in their 40/50s who were friended by model-type 20's women on FB. They didn't believe me when I said scam. Dec 26, 2012  When is a bad time for a hot water heater to die? If you chose Christmas day right before leaving for a party, you're looking in my window. Dec 25, 2012  OMG Eight Days is mentioned in USA Today: “@HEAusatoday: Mary Grzesik #HEArecreads m/m http://t.co/YaG8TNtE” Best gift ever. Thank you! Dec 25, 2012  Merry Christmas! Here's a little falalalala for you: http://t.co/mNkmhj0s. Dec 25, 2012  A really nice review for Eight Days at @T2BReviews. Thank you. http://t.co/kJCdWC6F Dec 24, 2012  How long can a cup of coffee sit out before it goes bad? Because I just discovered someone's abandoned Starbucks cup & it looks full ... Dec 23, 2012  Today's mystery: Diet Coke – tastes good. Veggie loaf – tastes good. Diet Coke/veggie loaf burp – tastes gross. Dec 20, 2012  Double fisting it this morning. Need two Diet Cokes. What did you think I meant? Dec 19, 2012  Y'all. I have spilled THREE different substances on my shirt today. & the day is just getting started. Dec 18, 2012  Off to a protest. I'll be back yesterday. http://t.co/9lbu7wBl Dec 18, 2012  Honored to be included w/ MaryCalmes @arieltachna @andrewgreybooks @amymaclane: Scattered Thoughts Best Books of 2012 http://t.co/JewXx4iL Dec 18, 2012  Love this example of shiny-happy from people who have a somber-sulky rep. Way to find your good time! http://t.co/zudrhWvn Dec 18, 2012  Just pretended to text so I could take a pic of a couple at the gym for a future book. = New writer's low. Dec 17, 2012  RT (best start to a week in the history of ever - thank you!): Joyfully Jay Crissy’s Best of 2012 http://t.co/rXOP9rGr Dec 17, 2012  Marine Captain Matthew Phelps proposes last night to Ben Schock at the White House. Congratulations to them. http://t.co/n3P0IPZJ Dec 17, 2012  Uh, that's a new road feature. http://t.co/MDfHH6aC Dec 16, 2012  Remember my mechanic post? I've been back twice. Latest news: he's 80% confident that the issue is resolved. I'm still 100% clueless. Dec 15, 2012  I just got the most amazing cover for my new book from @ReeseDante. Shivers and smiles, y'all. http://t.co/TItg2RKc Dec 13, 2012  Today is the last day to win a copy of Eight Days here: http://t.co/BQzDUlbE. Leave a comment for @jayhjay432! Dec 13, 2012  Taking shortcut in neighborhood & had to stop for 1/2 dozen guys w bulletproof vests, radios, & guns. Police incident or porn shoot? Dec 12, 2012  Time machine alert: pantera shirt, acid washed jeans, rocker hair dude just walked into the gym. Good shoes though. Dec 10, 2012  I needed something happy today and this So did the job. http://t.co/o4lNxHu9 Dec 10, 2012 
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