if Karma is a Bitch, why is she never in heat....

Fast is a lifestyle where you see things before the first blink and do things right or wrong accordingly… leaving hindsight in the rearview mirror. When you’re up all night, all you want for breakfast is to be coddled with something warm and Bailey’s but If you have to bite the bullet, just don’t ask for a side order of shotgun and suicide is really just for those people who can’t help but order substitutions off the menu….

I enjoy deep, lasting, meaningful relationships with Women, because I am a BDSM devotee…..I hope I missed my last chance for happiness….. I just hate all those false alarms and whereas Charity begins at home,…..and ends at the wall adjoining your fucking asshole of a neighbor, some places are just made for potty training…like the food court at the mall 

Sex without friction, is about as much fun as a Boy Scout Jamboree , without a butane flamethrower