Parenting News Predictions for 2013

In 2012 we were shamed bysuperior French parenting, gawked atHoney Boo Boo, and witnessedpotty training at a restaurant table. What will 2013 bring? We have no idea. But, here are ourbest, tongue-in-cheek guesses for top parenting news stories in the new year.

Breastfeeding

To address pressure from breastfeeding proponents and detractors, baby formula makers will introduce a full body Mommy Doll. This lifelike facsimile will provide simulated lactation, allowing children to nurse well into thei...