Announcing the "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" Contest.

The delightful and possibly deranged Harley May has so brilliantly and accurately described the afternoon I had my author's photo taken that there is no need for me to retell it here. If you want to see the hunnies filled details, check out Harley's post.

Unbeknownst to Harley, there was an alternative photo: the one at the top of this page. Inspired by Harley's dramatic retelling of the first photo, I invite people to reveal the all-too-true story behind the alternative photo. What was I...