Once More Orange Eejits Give An Encore!

They came back to my sea just to bother little old me. But I pulled the green stuff from their head and now they are bald but still cause me dread. The little orange men err umm things won't shut up. They are worse than a butt sniffing pup.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get went hitting the gas?A flattened mass and a puddle of ass.Was saving time worth such a run?Now your time is officially done.I don't like the smell of it.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
With a little patience you won't be hit by a car.
You won't get turned to goo,
Oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
Drinking is fine to do every now and then.It allows you to hook up with women or men.But too much and you are a drunk,Stuck in line with your smelly funk.Something like an outhouse.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Take a bath and you will go far.
You will smell less like a zoo,
Oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
Why bothering committing a crime,When you have the sense of a grocery store mime?Posting your act on Facebook and Twitter,Leaves you getting caught and makes more Internet litter.Yours could fill a landfill.
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Sadly your brains can't fill a toy car.
You will never get a clue,
Oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo
Wasn't that just annoying as annoying can be? They are beyond crazy. They need to go back to their homeland in space and leave my place, never to return. Or next time their face may feel a burn. Yeah, it would be something that I pass from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.