Conversation of the Week

My own momma and I, leaving the theater after seeing Les Miserables.

Me: Oh. My. Goodness. Hugh Jackman will forever be Jean Valjean.
My own momma: I'm so in love with him.
Me: Really?
My own momma: Yes. Hugh Jackman can have my babies.
Me: Don't you mean you can have Hugh Jackman's babies?
My own momma: Oh no way. I'm way too old for that.