fat: not actually deadly

Goodness me, such earthshattering news.

Fat does not automatically kill people.  CNN says so.  So does the Journal of the American Medical Association.

And goshamighty, even the New York Times agrees that physical fitness and condition may mean more than weight in terms of health repercussions.

Whatever could be next?  I’m betting on “Top Researcher Says Water Infallible Thirst Cure” myself.  Though “Blonde Hair An Unreliable Index of Stupidity, Study Reveals” may win.

And y’know, if you happened to be fat, and wanted to up your physical fitness level?  Or even if you just wanted to read about it?  There’s this book I wrote that you might enjoy.