My Time in Timeout

CLP has been naughty. You’re welcome.
Consider this foreplay to the fuckery that’s about to go down – hopefully, by the end of the month.
Yes, I’ve been MIA on the blog. Very much so. Life happened. So did some other stuff. Stuff like erotic smut. Not in my real life; I’m not that lucky. But in the pages of a single title, non-paranormal erotica novel. Can’t tell you the name of it yet because I want it to be a surprise, but rest assured, it is smutty with a capital OMG. Hehe! Imagine if OMG really was in the word smutty. How would that go? I imagine something like, SOMGUTTY. Dear Lord, my ADD is kicking in again.
Back on topic . . .
My smutty timeout means you’ll need your shamwows, and lots of them. Again, you’re welcome.
This book is so smutty, I’d recommend a chapter a week. And you might want to pass it off to your significant other to cradle as a Dummy’s Guide to Epic Sex, if you will.
Big talk, huh? Well, you just wait and see.
And Oh. My. Gawd! The BIG thing you have to wait and see? The freakin’ cover, y’all!!!!!
So, this super gorgeous super model (super is very necessary to repeat because she’s a superwoman with superhero powers and all) came to me and offered herself and her super male counterpart up on a silver platter – with a silver bullet (because it was necessary, also). Okay, so a diamond encrusted platter is probably more apt of a description, but the bullet was still silver - and vibratory. I just about creamed my jeans when they asked for the cover. I played it cool though, asked to see their work and all – because, contrary to popular belief, I’m not actually a stalker. Okay, so I had their work memorized already, but they didn’t know that. And then there’s the cover artist, who’s as sexy as they come. No really, I heard people come from her artistry alone. (No pressure, cover artist whose name is to be revealed with the awesomeness)
Seriously, the cover is going to be EPIC because the pic is smokin’ hot! The chemistry between these two models is off the charts. I’m oh, so very honored to have been chosen as the first author to introduce these two to the cover modeling world! I’m popping their cherries. *waggles brows* Again, you’re welcome. So are they *wink*
Add to all this the fact that I have a new power team in my camp, and da-da-da-da-dadah – I’m making 2013 my bitch, yo!
FLYAS!~clp~