The pros and cons of owning a small dog

Look, I get it. Space Dog is kinda frou frou. She's tiny and precious and has this wide-eyed look that's constantly asking "Is this okay? Are you sure this is okay?" She has crazy hair and looks like she's wearing boots and is all around a girly, girly dog.

But here's the thing-- owning a little girly dog does not make you vapid. Or dumb. Or Paris Hilton (who, for the record, I think is smarter than she wants us to think she is). And I am getting increasingly frustrated at people acting surpri...