Why not to marry a Yorkshire lass - from a female friend of mine, thank you L for the laugh!
The first man married a woman from Dorset. Told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Derbyshire He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day...
Published on March 12, 2010 03:00