How to write

I cannot believe how often I get asked for advice on writing. It has become worse since my latest story came out. I am the scum on the proverbial writing world's shoe. If I ever get promoted to a sock, I'll rejoice. But I think the tiara on top is beyond me. Point being, I am the last person you should be asking what to do in regards to becoming a writer. But since you asked... Let me introduce you to Jennifer Weiner who is a strange breed of not only being able to write well, but also has a...