Bow Wow Will Be Jealous Of The Cow!

The dog gets a little bed,
To rest its little head.
But cows now get water beds on the farm.
I guess it keeps them from harm.

They are surely high class,
As they are being bought in mass.
$100,000 or so,
Is the amount of dropped dough.

For they produce better I guess,
Although wouldn't that leave a mess?
And damn those beds have to be tough.
As those cows sit on them in the buff.

What could be next on the docket?
Massagers that get plugged in a socket?
Maybe many more things.
Like increasing their mood with fluffy wings.

Could make their tail more fluffy.
Could model sheep after Buffy.
Maybe even send them away,
To Hawaii for a stay.

Each year farm animals get a trip.
Could even pierce their lip.
Some humans like that I hear.
They even have them in their rear.

Yeah, Pat seen one that was there.
A while ago at my lair.
But back on task.
What about a new mask?

They could all go to a ball.
And masquerade about in their stall.
Chickens could have wheelchairs,
To get around their lairs.

That way they could lay eggs all day.
And still have fun going about their bay.
Could market that,
And be a rich cat.

So with a simple moo,
You could get a water bed too.
Just pretend you are a cow,
And try not to meow.

Although you might have to sit in a stall,
Bored counting the flowers on the wall.
And produce some milk each day,
That would be quite the display.

So there you go. Now you know that you could think up an easy idea at your show for a farm animal that is near and make life easier on their rear. The poor dog must be so jealous with its little bed. Cats go anywhere they want to rest their head. Also we bury things in the grass. So no water bed is needed for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.