Video: 'We had a great year!' says Vander Plaats; 'I'm a Martian!' says equally truthful four-year-old

Their year was even worse than I would've dreamt to script. But listen to anti-gay Iowan Bob Vander Plaats pretend otherwise in order to convince unsuspecting local that his nascent group is successful and therefore supportable:

(via Joe)

Wait, hasn't anyone told Bob that his brand of rigid, far-right, pledge-waving, gay-banning, judge-ousting, womb-inspecting, religious-overstepping conservatism is the reason the GOP has such a branding problem? Everyone else got the memo—why not Bob?