The Con Me or Wound Up about Verbs (Again)

For those of you who missed my performance at MarsCON, here is a small taste of the sort of rant I'm prone to when I attend such events: Why Do You Hate Verbs, Artist?

Srsly, what's up with dat? I know thinking up verbs that are not "to be" is difficult, but if our job was easy, everyone would do it. GAH!

In other news, I'm feeling better, though my gut is still cramping. (If I neglected to mention that here, I had a mild bout of food poisioning.) On a plus note, I lost four pounds. Not a...