Smutty Advent - December 27

Today is Joey and Bane from Christmas Elves are Ringing.


Bane grumbled and buried his head deeper in the covers, trying to ignore the "Here Comes Santa Claus" ring tone on his phone. It was Christmas Day, which meant they were on holiday, damn it. Of course, he forgot that the longer it took you to answer, the louder the ringtone got and it was soon blaring away.

Growling, he picked it up. "Yes, Boss?"

"I thought you'd like to know the reindeer and I made it all around the world and back to the stables without a hitch."

"Well, that's good." He'd have been out of a job if his fix hadn't, well, fixed.

Santa laughed, and he could just picture that belly jiggling away like the proverbial bowl of jelly. "Excellent work, Bane. You and your elf take an extra week, on me."

"Thanks, Boss!"

"Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!"

"Yeah, yeah. You too."

He hung up the phone, turned the ringer off and flung it across the room as he flopped back onto the bed.

"Everything okay?" His lover peered over at him, squinting.

"Uh-huh. The big guy was just letting me know he'd made it home again."

"Nice." Head down, bright red ass up.

"Uh-huh." He stared at Joey's ass, his prick taking a definite interest. "He gave us an extra week off."

"Cool." Joey pulled the pillow over his head.

Laughing, he let his hand slap down onto Joey's beautiful ass.

"Hey!" Joey squeaked for him, jingling.

"An extra week off, Joey, not necessarily extra sleep" He kissed that red ass. "In fact, I can think of much better things to do with it."

"Sleeping. Zzzz."

"Playing." He bit Joey's ass.

"Sleep. Ping."

He shoved his tongue into Joey's hole. The cry he got didn't sound like snoring. He tongue-fucked that sweet little hole, hands grabbing Joey's ass and squeezing. Sweet boy. His boy.

He slid one hand around and grabbed his lover's cock, spreading the dripping liquid along the hot shaft. The jingle bell on the tip rang.

"Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas." He stroked making it ring again.

"Evil man." Joey moaned.

"So evil I'm going ot make you come."

"Possibly even Grinchy."

"Grinchy?" He drew back and slapped Joey's ass. "I am not Grinchy!"

"Meany greeny grinchy."

He swatted Joey again. "You're the grinch!"

"Am not!"

"Then give me some Christmas cheer, baby!"

"Ho. Ho. Ho."

He swatted even harder.

"Bane!"

"I'm going to do this until you start enjoying it, baby."

"I was sleeping, you know."

"It's Christmas, there's no sleeping in Christmas."

"That's the day we get to..." Joey moaned, spread.

"Do anything we want."

"Yes." Someone was finally awake.

"Tell me what you want, Joey. You can have anything."

"You, love. I want you."

That was the perfect answer. Bane rose up onto his knees and spread Joey's ass with his thumbs, then pushed right in. Bane groaned, eyes rolling back in his head as his lover took him in. There was no place on earth he'd rather be than right here, buried inside of Joey.

Merry Christmas to them.