My useless super power

In addition to my fairly useful super powers is one that is no less extraordinary but useless.


Whenever I wake up in the middle of the night, for whatever reason, I can accurately state the time within fifteen minutes of the actual time, and oftentimes much more accurately than that.


Every time, without exception. 


How I manage this is a mystery to me.


But an even bigger mystery:


How am I ever going to use this super power to defeat evil?


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Published on December 27, 2012 03:32
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