Ryssa’s Inventions

Happy Three-Days-Before-Christmas!

Here’s some Christmas eye candy for grown ups…

You’re welcome!

Let’s cozy up to the fireplace for a chat.

I was thinking today as I went through my To Do list how America is a country that loves our lists. I mean we have lists for our lists, don’t we? There’s the grocery list, the New York Times Bestseller list, the top ten holiday meals list, the top gifts for that hard to get person list, the top ten shows for people who hate TV list. It goes on and on, and it’s inspired me to come up with my own list: Top Five Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet. Ready?

5.       A car that drives in traffic for you That’s right. No more sitting in rush hour traffic. The car goes through rush hour traffic, then beams you to the parking lot at work. Of course, work could beam you directly to the office, but that would be an executive perk.

4.       The Ooops Eraser (Also known as “What Was I Thinkin’!”) You know those moments in life where you go, “Ooops…wish I hadn’t done that”. This eraser would make it so those moments just never happened. I’m first in line for this one!

3.  The Now Book System (NBS) This is for those people who love to read, but don’t have enough time. It would work like this. You buy a chip, press it to your forehead, and just like that, you’ve read War and Peace in ten seconds!

2.       The Right Now Write System (RNWS)  This is for writers who just don’t have time to wait around for that great idea to blossom into a fully edited, bestseller-guaranteed manuscript. It would work like this. You open the Right Now Write System on your computer, you think of an idea, and—Voila! You open your eyes, and there’s your manuscript. For an added cost of $15,000 you could upgrade to RNWS Advantage Plus, which would also write your query letter, create a synopsis, and find an agent.

1.        The Aladdin Smart Phone This phone would come with a genie. Your wish would be its command. Standard models would come with an Unlimited Wish Plan. No rubbing required.

What’s in your top five?

Here’s hoping you have a wonderful Christmas, full of good friends, warm cheer, and happy memories…