My tweets

Thu, 14:53 : Sometimes my computer geenyus overwhelms me... now if only my writing geenyus would! Thu, 15:19 : After tomorrow, I hope I never hear another word about the Maya. Thu, 18:59 : Meh. As you were. Fri, 01:41 : The Rat King of Manhattan has rose to take power tomorrow and I have pledged my allegiance unto him! #allhaiDarkLordlMasterSqueakins Fri, 02:02 : I wonder how far into 2013 I can get without using social media... place your bets now! Fri, 03:11 : Dear Flying Spaghetti Monster, I just realized if the world ends the last thing I'll have seen is the Jersey Shore finale ... Fri, 10:59 : From the sound of the wind outside, the Vogons might be entering the Earth's atmosphere *grabs towel* Bye, y'all!