Kat and Nat Write to Santa---And Mrs. Claus

Anastasia Vitsky has kindly forwarded a copy of the letters that Kat and Nat have sent to the North Pole. I have a feeling that Nat does not take kindly to tampering with the mail, so hide your wooden spoons!


Dear
Santa,

I'm sure you're very busy and have many things to do, so if you don't mind could
you please not bring me anything this year?  Could you also make sure that
Natalie doesn't