Jets Crash
As bad as that blowout the Giants suffered at Atlanta was, the Jets' loss to the Titans was worse.
As horrible as that Jets' 7-6 win over Arizona was, the loss to the Titans was worse.
A hideous game. Too hideous to write about.
And the aftermath is even worse. Sanchez to be traded? (Who would want him? He leads the league in turnovers, and his salary and cap figure are through the roof. What would they offer, a bag of used jockstraps?) Tebow wants out. (Who could blame him?) And next season, the rumor mill insists, Gang Green may start over again with...
.... Michael Vick.
Michael Fucking Vick.
No, thank you. I don't want Michael Vick on my team. If he comes here, I guess I root only for the Giants until the Dogkiller departs.
I guess I have only one shred of hope left to cling to. Maybe this Greg McElroy kid is the new Tom Brady. Yeah, he's a seventh round pick, but Brady was a sixth rounder. Maybe McElroy is the real deal...
Or maybe the horse will talk.
As horrible as that Jets' 7-6 win over Arizona was, the loss to the Titans was worse.
A hideous game. Too hideous to write about.
And the aftermath is even worse. Sanchez to be traded? (Who would want him? He leads the league in turnovers, and his salary and cap figure are through the roof. What would they offer, a bag of used jockstraps?) Tebow wants out. (Who could blame him?) And next season, the rumor mill insists, Gang Green may start over again with...
.... Michael Vick.
Michael Fucking Vick.
No, thank you. I don't want Michael Vick on my team. If he comes here, I guess I root only for the Giants until the Dogkiller departs.
I guess I have only one shred of hope left to cling to. Maybe this Greg McElroy kid is the new Tom Brady. Yeah, he's a seventh round pick, but Brady was a sixth rounder. Maybe McElroy is the real deal...
Or maybe the horse will talk.
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Dec 21, 2012 04:24AM
Sanchez and co are a bunch of bumbling boobs at the moment. Horrible, horrible team. But they will still beat my bunch of bumblers, the Buffalo Bills!
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As a Jets fan, if I wrote books all my characters would die too.
Oh, LOL.I thought you were talking about an airplane accident... didn't realize that the term "Jet" referred to one of these teams you have over there where a bunch of guys in spandex and motor helmets toss melons at each other XD
(Just joking. we have a few American football teams down here too)
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