Why Squid?

So if you’ve been around a while, you may be wondering…why squid?

If that’s all you’re wondering, you’re doing well.

Because squid are versatile sea creatures. You can smack someone mantle-first and it’s going to hurt, or you can let the squid get his tentacles into things and it’ll hurt more.

Why marine life? Well, back in the early days of the internet (for me, anyway) I was quite amused by the mIRC feature to slap someone around with a trout. I used it on all my friends. Often. On a whim. E...