Staci Doesn't Read My Blog, Which Is Why I Can Say All Of The Following

I lose four or five pairs of sunglasses a year.

I leave them in cafes, restaurants, cars, gyms and any other place where I can take them off my head.

So when I buy them, I buy cheap ones.  The $19 ones you get on drugstore racks.

But two weeks ago, I found a great pair for $100.  I knew my wife Staci wouldn't be thrilled, so I called her.  She told me not to buy them because I would lose them.  I told her I really wanted them and that I wouldn't lose them.

I lost them that day.

Don't know where.  ...