"I read a lot of threads..."

I came down with some sort of horrible stomach virus last night. I'm still not certain I survived. If so, I'm considering hiring a MTA bus driver to run over me. Please don't pity me, pity those who have to live with me. I look and possibly smell so bad that even my dog left the room.

In my attempts to feel better I lugged my hot water bottle and what's left of my body over here to my computer to see if the internet could sooth my ills, or at least make me forget that parts of my body are...