Easy Apple Crumb Cake

A lot of people want to know: "Does Craig ever cook for you?"

Normally the answer is "no, never, he just likes eating," but last week the answer became: "Yes, but only when I slice my finger."

I blame the new peeler. Strangely, since moving to this apartment, I've lost not one but two peelers. The first I actually lost lost (it was a Y-shaped peeler, and one of my favorites); the other I accidentally broke when it mysteriously inverted itself so the peeler part was faced...