24 things I've learned from watching 24

1. Everywhere in the world is within 15 mins drive/flight of CTU Headquarters.

2. The best analysts always have personal issues which they can't talk about.

3.Jack Bauer is indestructible. Stabbing him, shooting him or electrocuting him just makes him speak above a whisper and he will allow you to continue until he's ready to fight back. Then he will knock you out with one punch.

4.CTU Human Resouces Dept will never check your background before employing you.

Pray he's not coming for you

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