Smutty Advent -- December 18

Marcus poked Billy. "Our boys made a top ten list. Favorite toys."

Billy nodded. "I heard about that. Your Jim cheated."

Marcus narrowed his eyes, his nostrils flaring. "I don't believe he did. Our boys simply failed to agree."

That had Billy laughing. "We should show them how to do it, then, shouldn't we?"

"Indeed." Marcus pondered. "Top Ten Punishments?"

"Top Ten Rewards," countered Billy.

Marcus thought about it a moment. "Are we sure we can tell them apart?"

Billy's smile widened. "Are we sure we want to?"

"I'm pretty sure we don't." He laughed, and Billy joined him.

"Top Ten Snacks?" Billy suggested.

Oh yes, they could no doubt come to an agreement on that.

"And your boy's brownies are at the top of the list," continued Billy.

"Agreed." Excellent. They were already working well together. They had this in the bag.

"Two. Montana's com." Billy looked smug.

Marcus frowned. "Wait a minute…" Oh dear.