The Friendship Application

Behold the long awaited Friendship Application.

There have been instances in the past year when people have been on the verge of becoming genuine friends.  This is all well and good, but what if the guy is a Jets fan or she lives an hour from my home?

Thus the Friendship Application.

If I feel that someone in my life is on the verge of becoming my friend (all current friends are grandfathered in), I will send an email that reads:

Dear _____________,

Over the past couple weeks, I've...