Dead Clown Barbecue TOC

Hey, kids! (Kids: Don’t read this.) My second short story collection, Dead Clown Barbecue, goes up for pre-order Tuesday from Dark Regions Press! There’ll be a super-ultra-deluxe hardcover limited edition, a deluxe hardcover limited edition, a trade paperback not-all-that-limited edition, and a completely-unlimited e-book edition. But regardless of which version you choose, I would never ask you to make a purchase like this without knowing the table of contents, so here it is:

Introduction
Pett Semmuteary
Comeuppance
The Apocalypse Ain’t So Bad
The Bell…FROM HELL!!!
Work/Life Balance
Stop Stabbing Me
Eight-Legged Vengeance
The Drop
Here’s What Happened…
Pregnancy Test
Mr. Twitcher’s Miracle Baby-Chopping Machine
The Carver
Push the Button
Specimen 313
My Knife Collection
Drain Bamage
Gramma’s Corpse
Burden
Rough Draft
Fangboy and the Troll
Dead in the Water
Immunity
The Big Bite
We Believe
Poor Career Choice
True Hero
Chomp (A Cautionary Tale)
The Severed Nose
Dummy
Story Notes

Get your copy (Tuesday) at http://www.darkregions.com/books/dead-clown-barbecue-by-jeff-strand