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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mutantlexi:

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how to fight by Captain Kirk (ft. his best pupil)

#and the ever popular ‘HALF-ASSED KARATE CHOP TO THE SHOULDER’ TECHNIQUES

MY FAVORITE KIRK MOVE

What’s awesome… none of these are in slow motion. That’s just how slow Kirk moves in combat. His style is called “Slow-Fu”.

It is the most unbeatable of fighting styles

He likes to give his opponent time to fully comprehend the  ass kicking that is slowly but surely approaching them

Sometimes it’s hard to imagine what Western culture was like before Bruce Lee.

Honestly. We’d probably still be waiting for a Gorn punch to land if not for the beautiful, wonderful Bruce Lee.