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Alma Cogan, “Never Do a Tango with an Eskimo”,...
Alma Cogan, “Never Do a Tango with an Eskimo”, 1955.
…it’s sort of seasonal.
You must never do a tango with an Eskimo
No, no, no, oh dear no
When a lady from Nebraska’s at a party in Alaska
She must never do a tango with an Eskimo
You can do it with a Latin, from Manilla to Manhattan
You can do it with a gaucho in Brazil
But if once those Eskimoses start to wiggle with their toeses
You can bet your life you’re gonna get a chill
* free alert * free alert * free alert *
The holiday free run of Let It Snow is almost over, and I’ve got frostbite from tangoing with Eskimos!
Our holiday collection of stories Let It Snow is free for a few more hours! I do hope you’ll love it. So far it has received all five star reviews. Here’s a snippet from one of them:
I started the book and for the first couple of pages, I worried that I didn’t know enough about the back story to enjoy the stories. By the time I read another four pages, that fear was gone; I was thoroughly into the Landfill in Laurents County. I read straight through the collection—I did take a break to get a glass of water—and was sorry when 100% showed up at the bottom of the window. I wish I had sufficient funds to buy everything these guys write; it is good, with brilliant characters and clear settings.
I recommend this collection heartily to those who have read one or more of the authors, and even more willingly to adult fans of spec fiction who want to find new worlds. Buy it, read it. You’ll laugh, and you’ll cry.
CLICK HERE AND LET IT SNOW!
