Quit Everything

Did I tell you my resolution for 2010? My resolution contains two words.

Why is she talking about New Year's resolutions in March? For Pete's sake, haven't we forgotten those by now? Can't we talk about painting our skin green for St. Patrick's Day?

Those two words follow me like devoted dogs. Of course, I am allergic to dogs. Dogs make me sneeze. Perhaps, the two words are more like devoted apples. I like apples. They stay put and never pee on the carpet. The two words this year: Quit...