That word doesn't belong in erotic fiction! (NSFW)

Words that make me laugh... and cringe.

Ah, yes, the wonderful euphemism. It's what starts as the simple word cock and turns it into "red-headed love pistol". Or more simply, breasts into melons and pillows.
But I'm not talking about euphemisms today. Awww... but that convo is so damn funny, and rightfully so.
Today, I'm talking about simple words not meant to turn an erotic piece into flowery prose or safe for work reading. Words that newbies and veteran authors use alike, words that take me ri...