Drabble: Nirvaneye

Clarity went to bikram yoga every day. She ate only vegetables and put flies and spiders out the window instead of killing them. She burned incense. She chanted a mantra given to her by a holy man. She meditated. She had no television. She never drank. She worked very hard to keep her body pure and her mind open. Clarity’s chakras were in perfect alignment.

It was only when her third eye grew in the back of her head instead of the front that she realized she had forgotten to take her birth control pills. Oh well, hindsight is 20-20.