That’s what friends are for

I’m not going to lie, “Why I Love My Gay Boyfriend” hasn’t reached the bestseller list just yet. So in an attempt to make it to Oprah’s Book Club 2.0 and Heather’s Pick, I’ve looked to the Biebs for inspiration, as most people do. And thus, I was struck with the idea to post a reading on YouTube. Millions of hits will ensue, no doubt!

Excited by my ingenuity, I popped open a bottle of wine, set up my high-tech production set (i.e., propped up my iPhone on a box) and merrily recorded and drank away. Pleased, I debuted the video with friends with shocking results. Apparently, it looks like an ad for QuestChat. And yet another reason to love my friends. There’s no one else I’d appreciate more for telling me I look like a whore. Thanks friends! I mean it.

P.S. I will not be posting that video on YouTube.