Boehnerized Self-Portrait (OR: What if The Huffington Post Decided I Was a Monster?)

2012 has been the year Liz and I have attempted to act our age and learn the basics of Photoshop. The only way to do this is to make up projects for yourself.  Today’s project is inspired by the glowering Boehner of this morning’s  HuffPo frontpage.

I can’t tell if I prefer despondent:

Or maniacal:

In either case, the photo makes clear that (1) I do not have the best interests of the American people at heart, (2) I am the enemy of Christmas, and (3) I have a dark secret that I think I hide better than I do.

Here’s the screen grab of the original: