Quitting

A couple days ago, I ran into a couple who I married at the gym. Though normally my role in a wedding is reserved to the disc jockey, I am also an ordained minister (as odd as that may seem for a non-believer) and am therefore legally capable of marrying couples in thirty-six states, including my own.  I've married about half a dozen couples in my lifetime and feel honored to have done so. 

In terms of this couple's ceremony, I did a fine job. At their rehearsal the previous day, I managed...