From the Vault: things every person should have

This is one of those things that I forgot I wrote, and when I was reminded I wrote it, didn’t believe that I actually came up with something that I think is kind of cool.

Things every person should have:

A nemesis.
An evil twin.
A secret headquarters.
An escape hatch.
A partner in crime.
A secret identity.

What else?

(h/t Fuck Yeah Wil Wheaton)