Worst Things I Do in Life

I haven't attended WFC for many years. In the mid-late 90s, I was a regular. So I've signed up and realize that I must book a room immediately because worldcon hotels tend to fill a lot faster than regional convention hotels.
To give you an idea of how difficult it is for me to travel, here's a mini-list of the worst things I do in life:
1. Book plane flights2. Book hotel rooms3. Register for conventions 4. Find my way around my hometown (I get lost all the time)5. Balance my...