They Can't Relate (The Un-Dead)

Sung to the tune of “Monster Mash”

Twas a restless eve’ in my McMansion bed.

As I lay awake trying to clear my head,

From my hallway walls came an eerie creak.

Then the portraits of my ancestors started to speak.

 

From the dawn of time with a bone in his nose

A primitive man took one look at my clothes.

Opened my closet, his eyes bulged wide: (he said)

“Me spend my life wearing one animal’s hide!”.

 

They can’t relate,

But they’re related to me...