Time Travel Via Unicycle

It’s a little known fact that I can travel through time. I recently decided that I wanted to know what the internet had really been created for. I felt compelled to either validate or debunk the idea that the internet was created for the betterment of mankind, as a repository for all our knowledge, to allow problems to be solved at a rapid pace and to share information with those who otherwise would have dwelt in ignorance.

So, I climbed up on my unicycle (Sorry I can’t afford a DeLorean) and started to ride in repeated figure eights while singing “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” backwards, which is, of course the only way to time travel.

I ventured back to the days when the World Wide Web was a daydream to a few technological geniuses. I am proud to report to you all that we are wrong! Yet at the same time we have instinctualy done what those geniuses hoped. They said, “If only there was a way for people to bitch incessantly about their daily minutia, criticize and obsess over movies, television, and music. Someplace where they could worship actors, athletes, and pretty people – almost hanging on their every uninformed word.”

We have done it world! We have fulfilled that dream!

But I must leave you now because I just have to go see what Justin Bieber tweeted about…..